THE CARDINAL
Z 247
Official Student Publication of University of Louisville
VOL. 6 LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1938 NO. 26
From England Comes Speaker
Noted Dr. Darvall,
Cambridge Lecturer,
Convocation Guest
Dr. Frank O. Darvall, widely
known British lecturer, writer
and politician and a member of
the Royal Institute of Interna-tional
Affairs, will speak at an of-ficial
convocation at The Play-house,
on Thursday morning,
May 5.
A lecturer in Public and Inter-national
Affairs for the Extra-mural
Board of Cambridge Uni-versity,
Dr. Darvall is a frequent
contributor on public questions
to English magazines and news-papers.
He is an active politician
and twice, in 1929 and 1935,
was nominated by the Liberal
Party as a candidate for Parlia-ment.
Known to both British and
American audiences, Dr. Darvall
has spoken on extensive lecture
tours throughout the United
States. He received an A. M. de-gree
from Columbia University
and Ph. D. from the University
of London. Last year he spoke
in a number of Southern states
under the auspices of the Insti-tute
of International Education.
Dr. Darvall has been sched-uled
to speak to the Internation-al
Relations Club and the Social
Science classes as well as at the
convocation. While the subjects
of his addresses has not been of-ficially
announced, Dr. Francis
O. Wilcox stated that he will
speak on: “Are Our Democracies
in Danger from Fascist or Com-munist
Movements?” and/or
“Great Britain, America and the
Far East.”
A. C. E. Convention
Attended By
Dean D’Rourke
Dean J. T. O’Rourke, of the
Dental School, will leave for Chi-cago
today where he will attend
a meeting of the American Coun-cil
on Education, May 6 at the
Stevens Hotel.
Representatives from all over
the country are to discuss “Edu-cational
Problems Common to
Several Professional Fields.”
Date Of 'Moot'
Trial Changed
To May 4th
Postponement of the Moot
Court Trial from April 27 till
Wednesday May 4, was an-nounced
today by Dean J. N.
Lott of the Law School.
Engineering
Students Get
New Chapter
The Board of Direction of the
American Society of Civil Engi-neering
in the Speed School, the
oldest engineering society in the
country, has granted a chapter of
the society to the Speed Scien-tific
School, Professor W. . B.
Wendt, head of the deportment
of civil engineering in the Speed
School, disclosed today.
Membership in the new chap-ter
will be composed of students
in the now existing Intrados
Civil Engineering Society. With
the installation of this chapter,
the four major engineering de-partments
of the school will be
represented by national engineer-ing
student chapters. Mr. W. R.
Macintosh,' associate professor of
Civil Engineering, is the faculty
advisor of the new student group.
A prize consisting of the ini-tiation
fee in the society and a
membership badge will be award-ed
to the Speed School honor
graduate in civil engineering at
the spring meeting of the Ken-tucky
Section at Lexington on
May 14, 1938
Act Now!
Paying ‘Cardinal'
Positions Open
Interested in journalism?
The new staff for the 1938-39
Cardinal to be announced by the
Board of Publications will take
over the reins of The Cardinal
for the last two issues of this
semester.
All of the posts on the editor-ial
staff and those in the business
department of the newspaper are
open for application. Salaried
editorial positions that will be
eligible to any student in any
college of the university are:
editor-in-chief, managing editor,
news editor and sports editor.
Offices open in the business de-partment
include: business man-ager,
circulation manager, adver-tising
manager and two assistant
advertising managers.
No positions on The Cardinal
have been definitely decided up-on.
Past experience, although
counting much, will not entirely
determine the selections. The
deadline for applications is May
Ist.
Stucky Looks
To Capture
Speed Halo
Ann Stucky of Sigma Kappa
ruled the prohibitive choice to
annex the fifth renewal of the
Speed Engineer’s Queen Derby
Ball Friday night, said A. Nono-mous
in a statement to the press
today. Student opinion put little
faith in these odds as A. Nono-mous
has a habit of playing the
wrong hunches.
Heavy Speed betting has cut
her short “future” price of 2-1 to
4-5-
Despite a deluge of campaign
ballyhoo, Chi Omega’s Skeeter
Jefferies was supplanted by
Gladys McDaniel, Kappa Delta
entry, as second favorite at 5-2.
Jeffries, who had previously been
quoted at 5-2, zoomed to 9-2.
Support was given the Cardi-nalettes,
last year’s winning
stable, as their candidate, Emily
Weigel, stayed at 4-1 during all
of this wagering flood.
Kathym Neel, flying the colors
of Z. T. A., was given only the
remotest chance as her odds were
posted at 10-1.
Other quotations follow:
Ruth Christian (D. Z.) 6-1
Stacy Hall (P. P.) 3-1
Joey Crume (Ind’p’t) 8-1
ATTEND SPEED
ENGINEERS’ BALL
FRIDAY TO NAME
QUEEN AT THE
GYPSY VILLAGE.
Future Of Coeds
To Be Visioned
At A. A. U. W. Meet
“University Women-Leaders in
American Life?” will be the sub-ject
of Dr. Margaret Morris of
Pembroke College, Brown Uni-versity,
who will speak before
the American Association of Uni-versity
Women at 9 p. m. tomor-row,
on the Roof Garden of the
Brown Hotel.
Open to the public, her lecture
is a part of the program of the
Southern Regional meeting of
University Women being held in
Louisville tomorrow and Satur-day.
Dr. Norman Meier, professor
of Psychology, University of
lowa, will discuss the “Discovery
and Development of Talent in
Young Children” on Saturday at
2 p. m.
Friday afternoon the Univer-sity
of Louisville’s College Club
will entertain the Association
with a tea at 505 West Ormsby.
Homemade Comps Defy Studes
To Enter Any College Or Asylum
In taking these tests students
must be equipped with five special-ly
constructed pencils that may be
obtained by telling in not more
than 500 words why you like Hy-po’s
Super Hyper Diapers, 102
Fifth Ave., New York City. In ad-dition
to this, students are asked to
furnish three used razor blades, a
portable typewriter; one bowl of
chilled India ink and a slight hack-ing
cough.
At the end of each five hours a
lunch period not to exceed 52 sec-onds
will be allowed.
As students are not expected to
answer all of the questions, in fact
only a minority, comic strips have
been bound between the pages of
the examinations. Additional ones
may be had upon request.
When filling out the test blanks,
students are asked to draw a pic-ture
of a sail boat if the answer is
true and a picture of a bull if the
answer is false. The drawings must
be a shade lighter than battleship
grey. If they are too light or too
dark the automatic scoring ma-chine
will divide by 4 and carry
the proctor out on a stretcher.
Neatness, not accuracy, will de-termine
most.
The same directions will be given
by the proctor preceding each test,
as they are doing graduate work in
pubic speaking.
Avoid guessing if you can as the
number right shall be subtracted
from the number wrong and your
age to be added in arriving at the
percentile. In case of ties duplicate
prizes will be awarded.
The test will be given as indi-cated.
1. Two X Chromosones and one Y Chromosone is (i) Three
(2) the Canadian Baby Derby (3) “Man and Superman” (4) the
result of the last World Series.
2. Ihe leaves fall from the trees in autumn because (i) Edict
of Nantes (2) a pile of oily rags (3) an act of Congress (4) to
relieve unemployment.
3. The Ivory Tower represents (1) a summer Nazi camp
(2) the piano on which Helen Morgan sits (3) surplus capital piled
up over a number of years by Proctor and Gamble.
4. Joseph-Joseph are (1) Siamese twins traveling with Ring-ling
Bros. (2) Simone Simon’s father (3) an eight on a pair of
dice (4) spots caused by the sun.
Peace Panel Names Many
Ways To Keep U. S. Out Of
War But Unanimity Missing
By Harry F. Cohen, Jr.
There have been wars in the
past —bloody wars; there have
been fights in the past—violent
fights; there have been debates
in the past—debates filled with
emotion, but there has never
been in the history of the Uni-versity
so many outspoken di-vergence
of opinions as in the
Peace Convocation at The Play-house
last Wednesday.
Probably the most imminent
question that the youth of Amer-ica
has been forced to face since
the World War, the way to re-main
out of war, was discussed
by the panel of eight—including
four students—as well as the
400 in the audience among them-selves.
Those composing the panel
were: Shirley Mchaughran, W.
K. Stewart, Buddy Panther,
Harold F. Brigman, Ruth Credo,
President Raymond A. Kent,
Juanita Wyler and Dr. K. P.
Vinsel, acting as chairman. The
panel provoked so much discus-sion
that Dean J. J. Oppenheimer
extended the alloted time 15
minutes.
The opinions of those on the
panel varied from strict isolation
to a policy of strict collective
security or cooperation. Some
stood on the far ends and others
hung in between adhering to
some cooperation and some isola-tion.
Shirley Mchaughran spoke
for the most part on the moral
equivalent of war while Buddy
Panther supported isolation as
near as it was possible, saying,
“People should be above the
ground not under it.”
W. K. Stewart aroused a
good deal of discussion after he
sanctioned the super navy bill
and said that Standard Oil boats
should have American protection
in Chinese waters. Harold F.
Brigman advocated the applica-tion
of embargos on the so-called
aggressor nations and Ruth Cre-do,
to some extent, supported his
belief. President Kent was un-mistakenly
an isolationist, stating
that Americans in the war zones
should not have U. S. protection.
Juanita Weyler spoke on Presi-dent
Roosevelt’s policies, saying
that F. D. R. was pursuing a
policy that would sooner or later
involve that U. S. into a war for
the sake of American profits.
“Collective Security will lead to
war,” she said.
When the panel discussion was
called to a halt, Dr. Vinsel at-tempted
to give a summary of
the opinions, but it was an al-most
impossibility. Students left
The Playhouse wanting peace,
but still hazy how to get it and
uncertain just w'ho the enemies
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